Well, it was your birthday, so I assumed she meant you.
It's OK, I'll be here in my corner.
Nah, I can't keep it up. Meant to say before that I hope your teeth are gnashing mightily these days. I hate getting crowns (and really root canals are just a particularly nasty type of crown)--nobody told me that getting older meant crowns. I thought it was all wrinkles and sagging and being achy in the morning, but no! It's teeth chipping and shattering, and giant fillings falling out and taking what remains of a tooth with them. And by the time your mouth recovers, your credit card is in hiding and thinking of changing its name. It wasn't even a porcelain crown last time, let alone the gold of my first two. I'm still paying off the last one, so I'm feeling just a bit bitter.